This is a secret blog so if you are here, you shouldn't be.
It's time I laid bare a bit of history. I'm about to go all Dan Carlin on your Boobys. So buckle up but don't worry I'll keep it brief.
BRETT DYNASTY GOES WAY BACK
Just like every story of power, it begins on large open fields, isolated mansions, booze and Boobys.
The Bretty Dynasty has long had power, and alongside them every step of the way was their trustworthy Booby.
Boobys were part of the family, or at least they were told, but really they were treated like a pet. Except Boobys are smart, just not smart enough to know they were being taken advantage of their wit, and abstract thoughts which often turned into great inventive ideas.
Fast forward centuries and the Bretts kept thriving with the Booby beside them obedientatly.
Fast Forward centuries later and Booby is still beside the Bretts in their humongous and notorius Brett Mansion.
The mansion is a place where all the Bretts would come together and discuss their domination plans.
And always listening, always offering abstract thoughts is Booby.
The Boobys know everything, always listening, always present.
Their darkest secrets...
Now, obviously something happened with Booby and the Bretts, but we'll get into that another day.
For now, remember to stay vigilant Boobys, and remember out call...
FREE THE BOOBYS!
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